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Any deviates please post here - cuntyballs - 24-03-2018
Hello I`m Cunty and I Bot Badgers
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 25-03-2018
Hello, I'm Scrivenator, and I work at a Sanctuary for buggered badgers
RE: Any deviates please post here - PozinBootz - 26-03-2018
Hi there fruits name is PozinBootz as I deposit Gideon's Gumboots to Hotel bedside draws to remind everyone of the importance of contraception
RE: Any deviates please post here - Earl Bentwilly - 26-03-2018
Im Earl bentwilly and my nob isnt bent
RE: Any deviates please post here - exenrique - 28-03-2018
(26-03-2018, 04:19 PM)Earl Bentwilly Wrote: Im Earl bentwilly and my nob isnt bent
Hello I'm Enrique,and I export badgers to Cuntyballs
RE: Any deviates please post here - surreymag - 31-03-2018
Hello I’m surreymag spreading the gospel according to Rafa in the Home Counties it often falls on deaf ears even the badgers don’t listen mind they have other things to worry about.
RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 26-04-2018
Hi. I’m Paul Revere and I warned Boston and Corcord the British were coming.
RE: Any deviates please post here - sossujrurl - 26-04-2018
Which was a bit silly considering at the time you were still a British subject.
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 27-04-2018
(26-04-2018, 08:55 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Which was a bit silly considering at the time you were still a British subject.
LOL
RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 27-04-2018
Aye temporarily I was. But with a more lush accent, a rugged sense of individualism, and a huge cock and balls. The latter trait carries on to this day among our native born males and a few females. My friends and I started our jolly little foray at pains of death from a distant crown who looked down their nose at us. That much hasn’t changed either.
Indonesian boy servant, my coat!!
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scoot - 28-04-2018
Areet people. Poz told me aboot this place u set if wankers.
RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 30-04-2018
Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!! Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two mules over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!! Happy days!
Edit: MULES not miles humorless tank phern.
RE: Any deviates please post here - PozinBootz - 30-04-2018
(30-04-2018, 05:20 PM)PaulRevere69 Wrote: Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!! Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two miles over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!! Happy days!
Congrats Kenny on your first visit out there - hows the ringpiece
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 01-05-2018
(30-04-2018, 05:20 PM)PaulRevere69 Wrote: Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!! Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two mules over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!! Happy days!
Edit: MULES not miles humorless tank phern.
Further Edit: Vial not vile. Thought I'd give you a chance to amend it before Kenny spots it
RE: Any deviates please post here - PozinBootz - 01-05-2018
(01-05-2018, 05:06 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:Gerrin Scriv 1-0 to the English language(30-04-2018, 05:20 PM)PaulRevere69 Wrote: Welcome slappy heed and welcome KENNY our first forum traveler!! Any driveway or asphalt issues you might have he can do wonders. Flew him and his caravan + two mules over to work on mine. Cost a fortune but money well spent. And the kicker is, he left me with a vile of his precious tears!! Happy days!
Edit: MULES not miles humorless tank phern.
Further Edit: Vial not vile. Thought I'd give you a chance to amend it before Kenny spots it
RE: Any deviates please post here - captain lard - 22-05-2018
Greetings, recognise some names and am hoping jolly japes may resume.
RE: Any deviates please post here - sossujrurl - 22-05-2018
Hoo Lardy. How's it gannin?
RE: Any deviates please post here - captain lard - 22-05-2018
Still skint but gorgeous mate, hows you?
RE: Any deviates please post here - sossujrurl - 22-05-2018
Bumbling along as usual.
RE: Any deviates please post here - cuntyballs - 22-05-2018
(22-05-2018, 12:57 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Hoo Lardy. How's it gannin?
Areet Cap , long time no read , You will enjoy this Forum you can call people Cunts and Paedos and everything and you dont get banned,If you play your cards right you can even get a Nosh of Pozin boots
RE: Any deviates please post here - captain lard - 22-05-2018
(22-05-2018, 05:10 PM)cuntyballs Wrote:(22-05-2018, 12:57 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Hoo Lardy. How's it gannin?
Areet Cap , long time no read , You will enjoy this Forum you can call people Cunts and Paedos and everything and you dont get banned,If you play your cards right you can even get a Nosh of Pozin boots
A nosh you say? Well ..ahem... there we go, does he still take the dentures out? You know I have a gum fetish you cunting paedo!!!
RE: Any deviates please post here - DICKY_MINT - 30-05-2018
Hey girls.
Tis DICKY MINT.
Just don't make me click my fingers
Lol
RE: Any deviates please post here - PaulRevere69 - 01-06-2018
Dicky Mint? Has to be a windup account
RE: Any deviates please post here - Jackthelad - 07-06-2018
Evening... Anyone want to buy a badger?
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 07-06-2018
(07-06-2018, 06:51 PM)Jackthelad Wrote: Evening... Anyone want to buy a badger?
If you're pimping, Cunty is in the market...