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RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 05-02-2019
he had a canny few chins to be fair. I wonder how he is? Not that I give a toss like lol
RE: Any deviates please post here - IPG - 07-02-2019
Same username as old site and same politics and same proneness to overreacting when pissed posting but not a bad egg really
.Hopefully the forum will get more active and won't be "moderated" to death like elsewhere.
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 07-02-2019
Little danger of that happening here. Basically, the Mods elsewhere were gimps.
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 16-02-2019
I'm sure Dicky and all his chins are just fine :-)
RE: Any deviates please post here - Pozzysback - 24-11-2019
(16-02-2019, 03:27 PM)BFT Wrote: I'm sure Dicky and all his chins are just fine :-)
Where's Wilko when you need him eh
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 25-11-2019
This forum needs more Wilko's
RE: Any deviates please post here - GeordieExile - 29-07-2020
Same old faces then?
Alreet lads?
I just want to congratulate Wilko if he’s here as he warned us all about Saville on the old forum years before he was outed!
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 02-08-2020
Hello GE hope you are ok.
Toons fucked like
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 03-08-2020
Welcome to the forum GE
Any problems at all just let a Member of Staff know. That's what we are here for
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 04-08-2020
A ten pund note fell out of me back pocket.
Can you see us alright just until I get back on me feet?
Thx
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 05-08-2020
I'd love to help but the Staff Guidance Notes clearly state only Senior staff members can deal with any financial issues.
I'm sure Soss will sort you out
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 12:12 AM)BFT Wrote: I'd love to help but the Staff Guidance Notes clearly state only Senior staff members can deal with any financial issues.
I'm sure Soss will sort you out
What's stopping you making a private donation? Howay man, I'm in desperate straits here!
RE: Any deviates please post here - exenrique - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 10:49 AM)Scrivenator Wrote:(05-08-2020, 12:12 AM)BFT Wrote: I'd love to help but the Staff Guidance Notes clearly state only Senior staff members can deal with any financial issues.
I'm sure Soss will sort you out
What's stopping you making a private donation? Howay man, I'm in dire straits here!
All the money you made with the band anarl
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 05-08-2020
Greedy barsteward's a mega-rich popstar and he's still trying to scrounge some money for nothing
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 06-08-2020
I haven't got a pot to piss in, but on the bright side I'm closer to being a millionaire than Mike Ashley
RE: Any deviates please post here - JDC9 - 16-09-2021
Hello I am a person.
I won "Funniest member" of the year 2013 on the nufc-forum. I don't even know how the pics got out but whatever because both my doctor and my mum said there was nothing majorly wrong with it.
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 24-09-2021
(16-09-2021, 12:58 PM)JDC9 Wrote: Hello I am a person.
I won "Funniest member" of the year 2013 on the nufc-forum. I don't even know how the pics got out but whatever because both my doctor and my mum said there was nothing majorly wrong with it.
Visiting a clinic one day, BFT looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said BFT, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," BFT replied.
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 29-09-2021
Scrivener is just acting the fool again, please take no notice of him.
I was in fact born with a very serious condition which the doctors and my parents were extremely concerned about at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YRvXpLOft8
Welcome to the forum btw JDC9. I recognise the name but dont really remember you. You're not benny though so I'm sure we'll get on just fine
RE: Any deviates please post here - JDC9 - 01-10-2021
(29-09-2021, 10:00 PM)BFT Wrote: Scrivener is just acting the fool again, please take no notice of him.
I was in fact born with a very serious condition which the doctors and my parents were extremely concerned about at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YRvXpLOft8
Welcome to the forum btw JDC9. I recognise the name but dont really remember you. You're not benny though so I'm sure we'll get on just fine
I started Benny's zombie blog if you remember that?! He was an odd boy, that one.
Tbf I was mostly inactive from about 2015
But yes, thank you for the welcome! Scriv's not changed lol
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 07-10-2021
Welcome JDC9
Ahh, Benny the bullshitters Zombie thread.
Ignore BFT's comment, I never act the fool!
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 07-10-2021
Whatever but just pack it in ok. You got off lightly this time but your next ban will be a lot longer than 7 days believe me
That Zombie blog thing rings a bell but I dont think I ever read any of that shite (no offense)
The only interest I had in owt to do with benny was when he was making an arse of himself. Can't remember what it was about but there was one thread in particular where everyone was taking the piss out of him and it was probably the funniest thing I ever saw on there
Ah its coming back to me! It was his 'Shit hobbies' thread. He started it to take the piss out of Scoot and Poz but it completely backfired on him and he ended up getting the piss ripped out of him
The daft cunt had a proper meltdown anarl and posted some gay porn pics before copping a ban
(if I remember rightly)
RE: Any deviates please post here - Scrivenator - 08-10-2021
Fuck me, an 8 day ban? I can dee that in a week man!
RE: Any deviates please post here - BFT - 08-10-2021
Ah fuck it I'm far too fucking happy with this takeover to be banning people. Acting the fool is not only permitted now, it is actively encouraged!
Go on...giz ya best dicky mint joke!!
RE: Any deviates please post here - DICKY_MINT - 12-10-2021
Hey guys I'm ok thanks for asking
Been a mental institution - released me last Wednesday.
Something to do with ashley selling the club
Said they finally understood my pain lol
Glad to know you we all still thinking about me!
RE: Any deviates please post here - DICKY_MINT - 12-10-2021
(30-05-2018, 11:51 PM)DICKY_MINT Wrote: Hey girls.
Tis DICKY MINT.
Just don't make me click my fingers
Lol
(16-02-2019, 03:27 PM)BFT Wrote: I'm sure Dicky and all his chins are just fine :-)
It is me wheres SLB, WILKO, TOON TOWN, AND THE OTHERS?