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The Rock fairy - exenrique - 01-04-2018
The Rock fairy is the evil great grandmother of the tooth fairy.She only concerns herself with men
of a certain age (those of us who have to get up for a pee during the night ),You go to bed and snuggle
into your lovely soft and comfortable pillow,then nature calls,and whilst you are peeing the evil Rock
fairy strikes.She fills your lovely soft pillow with hard lumps and rocks,so when you get back into bed
your lovely soft pillow has taken on the contours of corrugated sheeting
True
RE: The Rock fairy - surreymag - 01-04-2018
Either that or the Mrs. takes over 3/4 of the bed in the time taken to have said pee and then even if awake pretends to be asleep.
RE: The Rock fairy - Scrivenator - 03-04-2018
I never have this problem as I am still asleep during the night when I pee. Damp bedsheets are a different story though...
RE: The Rock fairy - exenrique - 03-04-2018
(03-04-2018, 10:21 AM)Scrivenator Wrote: I never have this problem as I am still asleep during the night when I pee. Damp bedsheets are a different story though...
Rock fairys' revenge damp sheets
RE: The Rock fairy - surreymag - 03-04-2018
The damp sheets may occur after a large intake of alcoholic beverages not a good look but at times depending on the intake inevitable if somewhat unfortunate and annoying for oneself and others affected by this
Answer is don’t drink the volume and sleep in the bath if you do stay away from said bed. Easier said than done when people are that pissed 
RE: The Rock fairy - Scrivenator - 04-04-2018
I'm in training for the curling championships, hence am on a strict diet. Alcohol is out, stout being the exception, purely to provide balance.
RE: The Rock fairy - PozinBootz - 04-04-2018
(04-04-2018, 07:09 AM)Scrivenator Wrote: I'm in training for the curling championships, hence am on a strict diet. Alcohol is out, stout being the exception, purely to provide balance.
Where's your training camp?
RE: The Rock fairy - Scrivenator - 04-04-2018
(04-04-2018, 02:12 PM)PozinBootz Wrote:(04-04-2018, 07:09 AM)Scrivenator Wrote: I'm in training for the curling championships, hence am on a strict diet. Alcohol is out, stout being the exception, purely to provide balance.
Where's your training camp?
Staines
RE: The Rock fairy - exenrique - 04-04-2018
(04-04-2018, 04:24 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:(04-04-2018, 02:12 PM)PozinBootz Wrote:(04-04-2018, 07:09 AM)Scrivenator Wrote: I'm in training for the curling championships, hence am on a strict diet. Alcohol is out, stout being the exception, purely to provide balance.
Where's your training camp?
Staines
poz asked about your training camp,not the state of your damp sheets
RE: The Rock fairy - Scrivenator - 05-04-2018
ha ha.
RE: The Rock fairy - surreymag - 05-04-2018
Thorpe Park is near Staines going on some of those rides could result in people having messy pants