We aren't fucked were just preparing for Mexit

[surreymag]

The season so far is just perfect any other way and the leech would be here for evermore.
Humiliating relegation sounds a plan with maybe 21 points just to keep us above the mackems most embarrassing totals...

End game being a takeover albeit in the lower league and the partys on Tyneside would be memorable....

Keep going lads every defeat will be wildly cheered here as long as our cup final is an Ashley exit.... if that doesn't work I might just become immortal in Tyneside legend at the end of a Markell - want a statue mind

That is one way of looking at it. I would still like us to win a few games though. I have mixed emotions. I hate Ashley but I hate seeing us lose every week aswell. I love the idea of him fucking off-but would relegation change his mindset. I have my doubts. In the meantime can we please try and win a couple of games to cheer me up a touch