Toon v mighty Rochdale

[Scrivenator]

Look you've been warned to cut out the Dicky Mint jokes

(That was obviously a thinly veiled reference to his Greggs £1 steak bake addiction)

How on earth do you work that one out? I think you're getting paranoid. Either that or you are in disguise. I have a test for you, what is the abbreviation of   "I have" Is it:-

a) I've
b) Iv

Now, I can understand it you taking exception if I had said something like, "I heard that when Joelinton scored, Dicky Mint's chin hit the floor and his feet were actually lifted up off the ground"

But I didn't. I feel like I'm being bullied here.