24-09-2021, 12:52 PM
(16-09-2021, 12:58 PM)JDC9 Wrote: Hello I am a person.
I won "Funniest member" of the year 2013 on the nufc-forum. I don't even know how the pics got out but whatever because both my doctor and my mum said there was nothing majorly wrong with it.
Visiting a clinic one day, BFT looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said BFT, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," BFT replied.
What do we want? Easter bonnets! When do we want em? Xmas!!