01-06-2018, 12:14 PM
Talking of eating stuff for a bet, in the early 80's in the club one lad got bet £25 quid that he would not eat one of those pineapple square toilet disenfectant things that you used to get in the piss trough in the mens bogs. Not a new one either, but one out of the actual piss trough. Poor bugger was skint and pissed and did it. He also got sent into the chemist one day by the same lads, they had all enjoyed the favours of a young lady and had contracted crabs. They were hiding at the front of the shop and sent him to ask for some stuff. He was getting a tenner to do it, problem was Jimmy got to the pharmacist, forgot what he wanted and shouted to them 'It's crab cream you want isn't it lads?' Apparently the place was chokka and in a small village news travelled fast.