OED

[exenrique]

I  feel  that  certain definitions in  the  dictionary  should be changed,  e.g.:-

          Celebrity    any  one  who  has  appeared  in  a  minor  reality  T.V.  show

          Famous     any  one  who  has  appeared  in  two minor  reality  T.V.  shows

         Statesman (woman)  someone  who  travels  the  globe  at  the  tax  payers  expense
         and  achieves  SFA.

            


                    More  contributions   welcome      

[BFT]

Deffy - anyone who is a fat hairy forum-killing cunt

[surreymag]

Brexit-complete and utter bollocks the whole mess.

[Scrivenator]

Deffy -  anyone who is a short fat greasy hairy forum-killing cunt

Fixed 

[BFT]

Ah cheers....knew I'd forgot something

[Scrivenator]

Didn't he go on a diet and reckoned he lost a load of weight? Mebees he's a short skinny greasy hairy forum-killing cunt.

I wouldn't rely on his weight estimates like. He can't tell the difference between a Turbot and a Basking Shark.

[BFT]

The bloke's a fool. End of