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#51
05-02-2019, 07:33 PM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2019, 07:34 PM by Scrivenator.)
he had a canny few chins to be fair. I wonder how he is? Not that I give a toss like lol







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#52
07-02-2019, 12:56 AM
Same username as old site and same politics and same proneness to overreacting when pissed posting but not a bad egg really  Angel.

Hopefully the forum will get more active and won't be "moderated" to death like elsewhere.
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#53
07-02-2019, 03:38 PM
Little danger of that happening here. Basically, the Mods elsewhere were gimps.







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#54
16-02-2019, 03:27 PM
I'm sure Dicky and all his chins are just fine :-)
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#55
24-11-2019, 11:18 PM
(16-02-2019, 03:27 PM)BFT Wrote: I'm sure Dicky and all his chins are just fine :-)

Where's Wilko when you need him eh Tongue
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#56
25-11-2019, 04:43 PM
This forum needs more Wilko's
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#57
29-07-2020, 06:30 PM
Same old faces then?
Alreet lads?

I just want to congratulate Wilko if he’s here as he warned us all about Saville on the old forum years before he was outed!
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#58
02-08-2020, 12:56 PM
Hello GE hope you are ok.

Toons fucked like  Angry







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#59
03-08-2020, 08:23 PM
Welcome to the forum GE

Any problems at all just let a Member of Staff know.  That's what we are here for
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#60
04-08-2020, 12:03 PM
A ten pund note fell out of me back pocket.

Can you see us alright just until I get back on me feet?

Thx







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#61
05-08-2020, 12:12 AM
I'd love to help but the Staff Guidance Notes clearly state only Senior staff members can deal with any financial issues.


I'm sure Soss will sort you out
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#62
05-08-2020, 10:49 AM
(05-08-2020, 12:12 AM)BFT Wrote: I'd love to help but the Staff Guidance Notes clearly state only Senior staff members can deal with any financial issues.


I'm sure Soss will sort you out

What's stopping you making a private donation? Howay man, I'm in desperate straits here!







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#63
05-08-2020, 06:52 PM
(05-08-2020, 10:49 AM)Scrivenator Wrote:
(05-08-2020, 12:12 AM)BFT Wrote: I'd love to help but the Staff Guidance Notes clearly state only Senior staff members can deal with any financial issues.


I'm sure Soss will sort you out

What's stopping you making a private donation? Howay man, I'm in dire straits here!

         All  the  money  you  made  with  the  band  anarl Smile Cool
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#64
05-08-2020, 09:27 PM
Greedy barsteward's a mega-rich popstar and he's still trying to scrounge some money for nothing Angry
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06-08-2020, 11:20 AM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2020, 11:21 AM by Scrivenator.)
I haven't got a pot to piss in, but on the bright side I'm closer to being a millionaire than Mike Ashley  Cool







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#66
16-09-2021, 12:58 PM
Hello I am a person.

I won "Funniest member" of the year 2013 on the nufc-forum. I don't even know how the pics got out but whatever because both my doctor and my mum said there was nothing majorly wrong with it.
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#67
24-09-2021, 12:52 PM
(16-09-2021, 12:58 PM)JDC9 Wrote: Hello I am a person.

I won "Funniest member" of the year 2013 on the nufc-forum. I don't even know how the pics got out but whatever because both my doctor and my mum said there was nothing majorly wrong with it.

Visiting a clinic one day, BFT looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said BFT, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.

A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," BFT replied.







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#68
29-09-2021, 10:00 PM
Scrivener is just acting the fool again, please take no notice of him.  

I was in fact born with a very serious condition which the doctors and my parents were extremely concerned about at the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YRvXpLOft8

Welcome to the forum btw JDC9. I recognise the name but dont really remember you.  You're not benny though so I'm sure we'll get on just fine
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#69
01-10-2021, 12:43 PM
(29-09-2021, 10:00 PM)BFT Wrote: Scrivener is just acting the fool again, please take no notice of him.  

I was in fact born with a very serious condition which the doctors and my parents were extremely concerned about at the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YRvXpLOft8

Welcome to the forum btw JDC9. I recognise the name but dont really remember you.  You're not benny though so I'm sure we'll get on just fine



I started Benny's zombie blog if you remember that?! He was an odd boy, that one. 

Tbf I was mostly inactive from about 2015  Big Grin

But yes, thank you for the welcome! Scriv's not changed lol
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#70
07-10-2021, 01:24 PM
Welcome JDC9

Ahh, Benny the bullshitters Zombie thread.

Ignore BFT's comment, I never act  the fool!







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#71
07-10-2021, 11:06 PM (This post was last modified: 07-10-2021, 11:10 PM by BFT.)
Whatever but just pack it in ok.  You got off lightly this time but your next ban will be a lot longer than 7 days believe me

That Zombie blog thing rings a bell but I dont think I ever read any of that shite (no offense)

The only interest I had in owt to do with benny was when he was making an arse of himself.  Can't remember what it was about but there was one thread in particular where everyone was taking the piss out of him and it was probably the funniest thing I ever saw on there
Ah its coming back to me!  It was his 'Shit hobbies' thread.  He started it to take the piss out of Scoot and Poz but it completely backfired on him and he ended up getting the piss ripped out of him

The daft cunt had a proper meltdown anarl and posted some gay porn pics before copping a ban  Big Grin   (if I remember rightly)
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#72
08-10-2021, 09:50 AM
Fuck me, an 8 day ban? I can dee that in a week man!







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#73
08-10-2021, 01:21 PM (This post was last modified: 08-10-2021, 01:22 PM by BFT.)
Ah fuck it I'm far too fucking happy with this takeover to be banning people.  Acting the fool is not only permitted now, it is actively encouraged!
Go on...giz ya best dicky mint joke!!
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#74
12-10-2021, 06:57 AM
Hey guys I'm ok thanks for asking
Been a mental institution - released me last Wednesday.
Something to do with ashley selling the club
Said they finally understood my pain lol


Glad to know you we all still thinking about me!
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#75
12-10-2021, 10:17 AM
(30-05-2018, 11:51 PM)DICKY_MINT Wrote: Hey girls.
Tis DICKY MINT.
Just don't make me click my fingers

Lol

(16-02-2019, 03:27 PM)BFT Wrote: I'm sure Dicky and all his chins are just fine :-)


It is me wheres SLB, WILKO, TOON TOWN, AND THE OTHERS?
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