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captain lard Offline
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08-06-2018, 08:07 AM
Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.

I fancy a kebab.
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08-06-2018, 10:07 AM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2018, 10:09 AM by cuntyballs.)
(08-06-2018, 08:07 AM)captain lard Wrote: Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.

I fancy a kebab.
Just a normal night for Johnny Vegas,your not him secretly are you Cap,I take it your off work today or are you on a sofa in the Lead mine Rolleyes Big Grin
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08-06-2018, 11:16 AM
(08-06-2018, 10:07 AM)cuntyballs Wrote:
(08-06-2018, 08:07 AM)captain lard Wrote: Last night I drank 8 pint cans of Stella and three quarters of a bottle of red and I think I am still tipsy!! I woke up in the front room in a chair at ten to six this morning.

I fancy a kebab.
Just a normal night for Johnny Vegas,your not him secretly are you Cap,I take it your off work today or are you on a sofa in the Lead mine Rolleyes Big Grin

Nah i am off today, last night was like my Saturday night cos i am working this weekend. Think i am sobering up now. Still want a kebab like!
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08-06-2018, 04:44 PM
I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.
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08-06-2018, 09:51 PM
(08-06-2018, 04:44 PM)surreymag Wrote: I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.

I get to bed but I've shit it twice Sad
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09-06-2018, 09:47 AM
What colour labrador?
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09-06-2018, 11:44 AM (This post was last modified: 09-06-2018, 11:47 AM by Scrivenator.)
(08-06-2018, 09:51 PM)PozinBootz Wrote:
(08-06-2018, 04:44 PM)surreymag Wrote: I haven’t done that for a while woken up on the sofa or in the kitchen. It is quite strange when you wake up like this and not sure what you are doing there. My Labrador enjoys the company when this happens.

I get to bed but I've shit it twice Sad

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Thus degraded another honestly begun thread - where's Kim Yon Ponytail when you need him [Image: sad.png]

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09-06-2018, 03:00 PM
Looks like Scriv's on the drink.
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09-06-2018, 03:22 PM (This post was last modified: 09-06-2018, 03:24 PM by Scrivenator.)
(09-06-2018, 03:00 PM)sossujrurl Wrote: Looks like Scriv's on the drink.

I know! I had at least 7 goes of putting that post up and still made a pigs ear of it. Essentially I was trying to take the piss out of Poz by quoting what he said in the fishing thread but it still kept on coming out wrong!

I'm canny sensible in drink like. I always manage to make my way to bed before falling asleep  Angel







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09-06-2018, 03:43 PM (This post was last modified: 09-06-2018, 07:02 PM by surreymag.)
(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?

She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.
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10-06-2018, 01:26 PM (This post was last modified: 10-06-2018, 01:27 PM by Scrivenator.)
(09-06-2018, 03:43 PM)surreymag Wrote:
(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?

She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.

Pink, peach, apricot or blue?  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin







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10-06-2018, 02:17 PM
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11-06-2018, 04:22 PM
(10-06-2018, 01:26 PM)Scrivenator Wrote:
(09-06-2018, 03:43 PM)surreymag Wrote:
(09-06-2018, 09:47 AM)sossujrurl Wrote: What colour labrador?

She is like the andrex ones light coloured. Maybe she could supply some paper for Poz after he has shit the bed. I have pissed the bed quite a few times which is not a good look.I used to drink way too much beer and the volume would sometimes lead to this happening. I now drink more sensibly most of the time so no embarrassing situations these days.

Pink, peach, apricot or blue?  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

A mixture of all those colours unique to this area of Surrey Big Grin
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12-06-2018, 01:02 PM (This post was last modified: 12-06-2018, 01:02 PM by Scrivenator.)
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12-06-2018, 07:04 PM
(12-06-2018, 01:02 PM)Scrivenator Wrote: [Image: dogs-dog-art-photoshop-rainbow-colors-cu...24x768.jpg]
That is funny Big Grin Big Grin
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