CO2 shortage

[Scrivenator]

So now there is a shortage of CO2 affecting production and supply of essential commodities, such as beer and food.

This could easily have been avoided if the happy clappers hadn't banged on so much about Global warming which they claim to have been caused by excessive emissions of CO2 and the politicians stupidly signing up to their ideals.
 
Thanks to these idiots interfering with the balance of nature, I may have to forgo my evening pint and crumpets for breakfast. We should reverse these laws and regulations imposed upon us and be encouraged to get back to pumping CO2 back into the atmosphere. 

It started to go tits up when they closed all the coal mines which was the thin edge of the wedge.  

[sossujrurl]

Thatcher's fault.

[Big aRSe]

Scargill was too weak

[surreymag]

Scargill was too weak

He was full of false promises.

[Scrivenator]

He was full of hot air. More needed to increase Greenhouse effect!

We need to be producing more diesel cars without catalytic converters to churn out more CO2, not scrapping them! By 2040, beer and crumpets will be extinct.