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  No Commitment, Just Pleasure: Find Your Match in Your Town
Posted by: PozinBootz - 23-11-2024, 04:08 AM - Forum: General - No Replies

Meet Women Who Want to Enjoy Life in Your Town

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  Full ham sandwich
Posted by: exenrique - 21-09-2024, 06:23 PM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (2)

We  were shite, the wheels  are  falling  off  the wagon Cool

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  Dicky Mint
Posted by: BFT - 20-05-2024, 02:56 AM - Forum: General chat - Replies (1)

Dicky went down his local Chinese all you can eat buffet the other day.  He was onto his third or fourth plateful (he'd not been there long so was just getting started) when he suddenly noticed a pair of eyeballs looking up at him from under a big pile of Chow Mein.

Dicky was a bit shocked so shouted the waiter over who explained it was nothing to worry about as it was just the Peking duck

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  Bindippers
Posted by: DICKY_MINT - 29-12-2023, 11:48 PM - Forum: Match day threads - No Replies

Bindippers v toon

Thoughts and result predictions?

We need to be tighter against them deffo stop them playing.

If we go all guns blazing against them in the form we are in reckon we'll  pay dearly.

Especially at theirs.

Not lost faith though guys we will come good again


Reckon 2-1 to them but hope we do beat them

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Rainbow seasons greetihgs
Posted by: exenrique - 21-12-2023, 07:55 PM - Forum: General chat - Replies (1)

Merry  xmas  and  a  happy  new  year [Image: rainbow.png]

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  Churlish behaviour comments on Nick Popes miss!
Posted by: Sooth Shields - 13-12-2023, 12:53 PM - Forum: General football - Replies (4)

Nick Pope shall be a great miss!

 
The last game at Tottenham was the commentary as easy to follow by the way Newcastle United does perform by the players both on the field and off by their fan’s.  
 
It seemed lady luck was still churlish on them! That haughty moments could anybody predict of this predestination to where and when such has the plague of the latest injuries to hit those key players.
 
A defensive nick in their armoury was Trippier just a fraction away from blocking the pass on through to the first goal tapping in. Ultimately, what was clear as day in the defensive weakness to see was the goalkeeper’s lack of divine being. Yet down to the fan’s discussion nowadays does the churl get the chance to speak as a fan? To be united here can Newcastle FC afford to talk with a tramp, so if possible, the divine being and lady luck seemed both on their side of them.
 
This is the point!
 
That is someone speaking from a self-taught historian. Witnessed as the fan accounts of the Newcastle entertainers and something about the fans and King parallels. King's rise and fall just had Kevin Keegan’s reign to quote his resignation. Somebody linked with the football club owner was Sir John Hall, a good businessman to the recreational leisure of the community association however was the metropolitan area at fault?
             
A tramp gets on the metro throughout the orange line, goes all the way from South Shields to Monkseaton and returns in the same manner. It did not get a ticket to match day or the metro on that note. It travelled alone and carried its story yet was strong, that it looked to talk just like the people however it can’t due to the different levels of life as where the spirit clashes. What the toon wanted to talk about was impossible so to speak the truth went unheard about that story. That story goes back a generation ago and to that headline was Trot Plot.
 
What makes someone different from being born from s*nderland. To have
mentioned that in this personal statement goes by a personality is
inadmissible due to believing in being a Jamie.
  
s*nderland vessels were called Jamies; it may reflect some long-
established connection with Scotland, perhaps relating to the Civil War
of the 1640s when s*nderland welcomed the Scottish garrison whose
soldiers subsequently besieged Newcastle. In our explanation of
Geordie, we know that during the 1715 Jacobite Rising, Newcastle
supported King George (the Geordie supporters) rather than supporting
James, the Old Pretender.
 
It would like to move on from North and South Shields association to press gangs past. Whether s*nderland are namely Mackem’s you heard of the story of Jack Crawford he was Scottish and ended up in the navy. The same old story goes by this timeless truth.
  
The trouble being Geordies are allowed to have a dual consciousness under the King. The old pretender is actually someone under supporting black and white yet isn’t allowed to believe in a life.  The Geordies pride over the native’s voice. Could Jamie call a Geordie anymore? Jamie is calling out for supporters to get around Pope. All it takes for someone to shout out during match day's something which is not the way. Hocus pocus changes the way.

A Civil War could have been prevented whether football was invented during this era. There has not been one Scottish terrorist recorded in history on the other hand to be born a Jamie. Jamie mentioned the football game between the churches however. So, look how many countries as well Jamie follows who have won the World Cup on so many occasions? 

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  Up the Arse
Posted by: Scrivenator - 05-11-2023, 05:27 PM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (4)

Aye was it. Right up em! Cracking 3 points there and the bonus was Artetas reaction the soft fuckin divvy. Great team performance, thought Joelinton was fucking immense!

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  Toon v Manure
Posted by: Scrivenator - 03-11-2023, 02:41 PM - Forum: Match day threads - No Replies

I was a little apprehensive for this game due to our ever worsening injury list and loss of Tonali. but wow, what a game! It turned out to be a blessing in disguise losing Targett so early into the match, but it panned out in our favour because of the enforced introduction of Miggy.

Hall and Livramento were exceptional I thought, and have proved they are worthy understudies for their respective positions, with Tino a worthy MOM, and well capable of stepping up as and when required. Hall certainly has an eye for a pass and is capable of opening up the defence.

Cracking match overall and we ran out more than worthy winners. Seems like the Gods are against us though, drawing Chelski away...

Onwards and upwards!

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Sad Toon vs Sour Krauts
Posted by: cuntyballs - 25-10-2023, 06:25 PM - Forum: Match day threads - Replies (4)

Teams are up 35 mins till kick of and neebody on the forum Sad , came back for a look , don`t think its worth posting anymore  Undecided
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  Back for a deek
Posted by: cuntyballs - 24-10-2023, 09:30 AM - Forum: Member introductions - Replies (9)

Well am back , have you missed me  Tongue, thought I would drop in now that thing are more positive , was all gloom and doom and I lost the love for a long time , but looking better now .

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